Semi Final Time...

Here we go for the 8th time, hand grenade pins and every line, throw them up and let the semis shine, going out of our fuckin mind...

Big wins in the pool matches are forgotten, who was England anyway! The odd loss and confusing draw also all means nothing. Everything means nothing now, except for the next 60 minutes that lays before each and every side on the Green Mile tonight.



It's semi final time, and if you're not first you are last...

"Reuters: Hot off the press- long serving player manager Jordan B Pam has been struck down with a nasty bout of flu (wadda some bird flu) at the 13th hour, leaving an odour of suspicion wafting through the Cobras Camp and it smells worse than the Ubumbo tight-five. His involvement will be limited to shouts from the touchline during this crunch semi-final, which now promises to deliver even more so amid this weeks backroom board meetings regarding the hostile take over bids from rival sponsorship companies.

A spokesperson for Panther Rugby, Mike Galatis, said yesterday that the proposed new deal would relieve financial burden of the hilton-michaelhouse based outfit. He further averred that the Panthers fiscal mismanagment has reduced the team to training in their 'steamy disco heels' after superclub Pulse closed down last year. Nonetheless their match up with a new look Nadoes outfit has to be dubbed a monster of a clash. Semi retired players and school teacher Graham Barrat quoted his Grade 4 textbook when he referred to the Panthers going down like lambs to the slaughter!"


Game of the Night: Ikhaya v Spanners

Ikhaya held Ireland to only a 4 point margin over the past week losing 14-10, which included a rousing push for the line in the dying minutes that even earned a TMO referral. Likewise the Spanners have been brave with a big loss to the All Blacks but a brilliant still to come performance against Romania. Both sides meet tonight on a playing field that is more leveled than a stoned first year Film and Media students after a bar brawl with a Wadda bouncer. Flat and fair...